Oculus Rift對許多gamer來說應該不陌生，因為這家科技公司開發出的頭戴式虛擬實境裝置頗負盛名，想當然爾大部分的人都會認為這是拿來玩遊戲的，沒錯！它就是拿要來玩遊戲的，怎知道Oculus Rift異想天開找來一夥年輕人，不是要他們拿這玩意來玩遊戲，而是要他們看謎片？！
小編以前只聽過別人用60吋大螢幕看謎片，用這虛擬實境裝置來看可是壓根沒聽過，而這幾位年輕人也是第一次要幹這種事，瞧這些試用者有男有女，有的老神在在看起來觀片量已經達到天文數字，但是實際戴上它觀賞完之後的反應每個人的表情實在有夠真實也有夠好笑，到底戴上它看謎片是啥感覺？粉絲們一定要好好看下去！
(#1 虛擬實境A片初體驗)
看這位老兄一臉淡定，確定沒用過？
No, I've never met one of virtual reality.
沒有，我不曾試過虛擬實境
Does "After Burner" count?
《衝破火網》算不算？
I've used ...like, the gyros couple of times.
我是有用過幾次陀螺儀(虛擬實境感應裝置)
To meet like some video game type stuff that I'm not really aware of.
類似的電玩倒是玩過一些，不過沒啥研究
(#2 你A片的攝取量是多少？)
被問到看謎片的頻率我看女生都不想回答吧？會不會說溜嘴？
My...my porn consumption?
我…我A片的攝取量？
Em...I don't want to incriminate myself.
呃…我可不想把自己扯進去
Do you want a number?
想聽個數字嗎？
Ha ha ha!
哈哈哈
I guess there were been certain times where it's been more than other times.
我想是有些時候會比較常看
I hope not too much.
但願沒有過量
Like, "C'mon. After one day of work!"
就告訴自己：「唉唷，整天都在工作！」
It's relatively frequent.
跟別人比算多的了
Ha ha ha ha!
哈哈哈哈
Once a day... Once every other day?
一天一次或兩天一次吧？
Like...none?
就…沒在看?
So today we're actually doing is we're gonna have you try on some virtual reality with little porn segment cut to it.
我們今天其實是要讓你來試試用虛擬實境看一些A片片段
老兄你也太enjoy了吧！
難以置信貌
Oh! Wow!
喔！哇！
You wanna try this?
要不要試試？
Yeah, let's do it.
嗯，來吧！
Setting the mood.
把心情調整好
Well, weird...
那個，怪怪的…
Oh. Oh God. Here she is.
噢！ 噢天啊！她出現了
Ha ha ha!
哈哈哈
Wow!
哇！
This is dangerous.
玩太大了
Uhh...Is that my dick?
呃…那是我的老二嗎？
Oh...Now she's giving him a blow job...
噢，她開始在幫他吹了…
WTF...
Oh! My...
噢！哇咧…
I'm more interested in R2D2 of it.
我比較想看R2D2(星際大戰角色)
I can see why people would be into this.
我能了解為什麼大家很哈這個了
This is sexually amazing.
激起姐的「性」趣了
Ahh...Do you...I don't...
啊！…你…我不…
Oh my God. The worst part is I recognize this girl.
噢不會吧！最慘的是我知道這女的是誰
Where did you guys find this?
你們哪裡弄來這玩意的？
Can you change this into like the other girl?
這有辦法換別的女的嗎？
Now must check this f*** man...What is this?
哥得來瞧一瞧……這啥？
No! Watch out!
不！小心啊！
Sh**!
Oh no...the girl. WTF?!
噢不要…那女的
This...isn't great.
這麼做…不好啦
Oh, Jesus Christ...No...
噢老天…麥啦…
F***ing scaring me.
有夠嚇人
No...No! Get that out of my face.
不…不要！把那東西從我臉上弄掉
I would like being a guy a lot better.
我覺得當男的真的很爽
OK...
好了…
I was like..."Oh my... get me outta here!"
我當時心想…「哇咧…把我弄出去！」
Holy Sh**!
握草
I totally like forgot that I was like at work for a second.
我一度還真以為我自己在裡面拍片
That is gonna change the game.
這東西就要改變遊戲規則了
(#3 分享一下使用後的感覺)
Hey man!從表情就知道你的感覺了
這表情像是覺得噁心嗎？
That was like way more uncomfortable than I expected it to be.
比我想像中的還要更不舒服
The D was like...super close.
那屌真的超近
Stop. Please stop.
夠了，請停止
I guess I can see the appeal.
我想我知道它哪裡吸引人了
You can look up, look at the girl's face. Look down at your dick.
往上看你就可以看到那女生的臉，往下可以看到自己的老二
You know, as the girl is like f***ing you.
你知道，感覺就像她在騎你
Things are really real.
整個過程超逼真
It's gross.
有夠噁
Motherf***ers will really lose their jobs for regular porn.
還在用傳統方式拍A片的嫩逼絕對會失業
I might kinda terrified that might eliminate the need for human interaction all together.
我蠻害怕這種東西會扼殺人們彼此互動的需求
There's gonna be people that will never take that off.
大家戴上去就不會想脫下來了
This is interesting.
這東西很有趣
(#4 你會在家看虛擬實境A片嗎？)
I can imagine sitting in my apartment and doing that process.
我現在就有在家看那東西的畫面了
Yes, I would definitely recommend this.
會，我絕對大推這產品
My elders thought that internet porn was like crazy...
我的長輩們都覺得網路上的A片太瞎了
So like this is how am I getting old and like, "Oh! this s**t is crazy!" you know.
所以像我年紀越來越大，也會想說「噢！這東西太瞎了！」你知道嗎
But it's ...f***ing crazy!
真的是瞎爆了！
How does that make you feel...deep down?
妳對它的反應是？要發自內心喔！
看完之後小編除了笑到肚子之外，覺得視覺效果固然重要，音效也很重要！所以拜託這家公司趕快再多多開發人性化的高科技產品吧！
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註：NSFW即No Safe for Work (上班不宜)
