這男的看正妹胸部被當場抓包，沒想到接下來他說的話讓她不得不同意了…

為什麼男人愛看胸部？讓他來回答！

鬍鬚男和金髮妹在瑜珈課認識，兩人下課閒聊時金髮妹無意間發現鬍鬚男眼睛在盯著她的胸部看，於是她當場就直接質疑鬍鬚男，沒想到鬍鬚男發表了一個「咪咪理論」來為自己脫罪…

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You have a really great yoga practice. I saw your inversions at the end of class......pretty impressive...
金髮妹：你練瑜珈練得很好喔，我看到你快下課時秀了幾下倒立…對你刮目相看內！

Thank you, I've been practicing about five days a week for quite a while now...How long have you been practicing?
鬍鬚男：謝謝！我練一陣子了，大概一個禮拜有五天吧！妳練多久了？

Um...about a year. I'm actually going to get my certification this fall.
金髮妹：那個…差不多一年，其實我今年秋天就可以拿到合格證書了。

That's really fantastic, I bet you're gonna be a great teacher.
鬍鬚男：那真是太好了！相信妳一定是個優秀的老師。

I'm sorry, did you just look at my chest?
金髮妹：不好意思…你剛剛在看我的胸部嗎？

Yeah...
鬍鬚男：對

Can I go to one yoga class without being completely ogled by some jerk?!
金髮妹：我能不能上一堂沒有色鬼眼睛亂瞄的瑜珈課啊？

Hold on...just...just a second here. Can I say something really quickly?
鬍鬚男：欸等一下…稍安勿躁，我可以為自己辯護一下嗎？

Oh, NOW you're asking for permission, please...
金髮妹：噢！你現在倒是會徵詢我的同意了，請說吧…

If you really didn't want me to stare at your beautiful breasts, you'd be wearing something other a purple sports bra covering maybe a third of your perfect tits...And another thing, I'm biologically programmed to stare at boobs, okay? It's in my DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts...It's not a personal thing, it's not about me, it's about my potential future offspring! Okay? So really
it's a selfless act! I'm paying it forward!
鬍鬚男：要是妳不想讓別人看妳那對豐胸，妳應該不要穿這種紫色運動型內衣，將近三分之二的胸部都露出來…還有，就生物學的角度來看，我天生就被設定成愛看咪咪的了，好嗎？是我的DNA要我的眼球掃過每對酥軟且兼具哺育功能的乳房…不是我有這種癖好，不是為了我自己，這都是為了我的將來的子子孫孫著想，好嗎？講真的，這是一種無私的舉動，我只是想把它發揚光大！

And one last thing, okay? If all that isn't enough...I spent the most best eighteen months of my life sucking on those things for my very sustenance... so don't you think that maybe, somewhere in the recesses of my mind that I look at breasts and I think of a safe
haven...That they are objects of love and caring, representing a time in my life when days are easy, and that maybe I saw all of that in your...beautiful breasts.

鬍鬚男：最後一點，如果這些理由都不充分…打我出娘胎我就靠吸吮咪咪當作糧食，一直到我十八個月大，難道妳不覺得在我內心深處，看咪咪只是為了尋求慰藉嗎？這其實就是愛與關懷啊！象徵著我生命中最美好的時光，我能看透這些都要歸功於妳的豐胸。

I...don't know what to say. That was actually logical and somehow sweet. Do you wanna go get coffee or something?
金髮妹：我…不知道要怎麼說了。聽起來倒是滿有道理的…也好窩心喔！你要不要一起喝杯咖啡之類的？